What did he expect?


Posted in Uncategorized by Ken - Jan 23, 2006

DEAR ABBY: I went into our home office and noticed that my wife had left her e-mail on. I spotted an odd name, so I opened one of the messages and my jaw dropped. It was from a man with whom my wife was having an affair. The e-mails were so graphic as to leave nothing to the imagination. This person is someone with whom my wife had an affair before we got together. He was going to leave his wife and live with her before we met, but when push came to shove, he stayed with his wife and just used mine for sex.

One of the messages discussed a planned meeting that did not take place — only because he got stuck at work. She e-mailed him and told him he could stop by the house any night after 10 and have sex for an hour or two because our 5-year-old son and I were sleeping in other bedrooms!

She insists that “nothing happened,” which I have trouble believing. We have been seeing a therapist who believes my wife, and says that since “nothing happened” it wasn’t an affair. I disagree. Am I wrong? — FURIOUS IN NEW JERSEY

What did he expect when he knew his wife had affairs in the past (or maybe I’m being presumptuous here). People like that aren’t likely to change their habits. If a guy/girl cheats on you, it’s guaranteed that person will cheat on you again.


Jan
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Jaimee Foxworth


Posted in Uncategorized by Ken - Jan 21, 2006

Anyone remember this girl from “Family Matters”?

Wanna know what she’s been up to? Go to http://images.yahoo.com and search for “jaimee foxworth”. (NSFW)


Jan
21

Psycho Girl


Posted in Uncategorized by Ken - Jan 19, 2006

I came across this video the other day of some psychotic teenage girl (think swimfan) demonstrating to her ex-boyfriend on a webcam what he’s missing out on by not being with her.  Below is a transcript of the video:

“Matt, um… You don’t understand how much I like you. I know you think I like you a lot, but that’s only the half of it… And I know you really don’t want a girlfriend right now, but you have to think what you’re putting me through…

If I can put up with you, and all your shit for this long, I’m obviously gonna stay with you forever… So, uh… I- I really want you to know what you’re missing out on. So, uh, here’s a little bit of, uh, my sexual side.

(Unzips shirt and exposes bra) There’s the cleavage I don’t have. There’s the… boobs I kinda have. Here’s my nice, firm stomach. Boobs, again. Now I pull ‘em out. And I… I dropped it. (Takes off bra) Now.. What do you think about this, matt? You going to, uh, give all this up just because you don’t want a girlfriend? Well, uh…I think you’d be a little bit stupid if you did that…

Don’t you? But, uh, whatever. It’s all up to you. And a little bit. All up to you. And no matter what.. you decide, Matt… I will always understand because.. I’m that kind of person, and just go with the flow. And I never… will underestimate you or your decision, for whatever you pick. And Matt, here’s something I know you want to see… You’ve been waiting a long time for that, haven’t you, Matt? (starts fingering herself) You can have it all, the whole package. All you have to do… is ask.

And I will understand.. whatever you pick cuz I love you, Matt. And you’d be a fool to give this up. Cuz no matter how hard you try, you know. You can’t just give up on me. Because deep down inside, in your little… twisted head…you love me. You’re just afraid to admit it. Cuz you don’t know what’s going to happen to you if you tell the world… how you feel… about me.

Just do it Matt, do it right now.  I know you want to. you want to so bad… It kills you. All of this… It really… It really does kill you. Mmm… So… good. Now, uh, let me show you something. This could be you that I’m pressing against, Matt. It could be you… and me. Or it could be you… and some ugly, fat chick that won’t do anything for you. But me, on the other hand… I’ll do anything you ask. All you have to do… Is be nice… And… You’ve got it.

So, Matt, I just wanted to let you know what you were missing out on. And, uh…You decide to change your mind about anything… Just let me know. Cuz I’ll be here. And I totally, and utterly understand.. anything… Tell me. And no matter how much you put me through, I still love you. No matter how hard I try to forget about you. You’re still on my mind.

Forever… and always.

So, uh… Just in case, Matt. Don’t give up. Don’t give up… too easily, cuz, uh… I don’t wanna lose you.

Bye, Matt. I love you.”


Jan
19

to the inexperienced player


Posted in Uncategorized by Ken - Jan 12, 2006

A couple nights ago, we hosted a poker game in our apartment.  $0.25/.50 NL, $20 buy-ins.  Through some hot hands, I tripled up in the first 5 minutes.  Then I got involved in a hand against my brother.  I’m in the BB holding KTo.  My brother raises to something like $2-3 preflop in the SB.  I call.   Flop is 235.  He bets out $4.  I think for a little bit and put him all in.  He calls with AK.  To most people, this might appear like a donkey-ish play but it’s actually a situation where two people made good reads.  I knew he didn’t have shit on that flop which is why I pushed all in.  Doesn’t matter what two cards I’m holding.  My brother also made a good read in putting me on having worse shit than his.  In the end, all the money was in the middle with Ace high vs. Ten high.


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Jan
12

Upgraded to wordpress 2


Posted in Uncategorized by Ken - Jan 9, 2006

Good luck with yours Christian.


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Jan
9

Hilary Duff, do us all a favor and shoot yourself in the mouth


Posted in Uncategorized by Ken - Jan 5, 2006

Have you heard the crap she’s been singing? The beat of my heart, the beat of my heart, the beat of my heart, the beat of my heart…. I shit you not, those are the lyrics. Don’t believe me? lyrics
Not only that, her voice is synthesized and when she performs she has to lip sync cause the lyrics are too hard to remember.

I can’t remember a time in my life when music was so shitty or seizure inducing.


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Jan
5

New Year’s Eve Poker Tournament


Posted in Uncategorized by Ken - Jan 1, 2006

Every month or so, the “B’s” hold a poker tournament at their house with around 20-25 entrants and a $10 buy-in. The tournaments are very well organized (kudos to Adrian) and the food is always delicious. The people who come to these tournaments, friends and family members of the “B’s”, are all really nice people but what I love most about them is their passion for poker. They have a points system that awards points for players who make it into the money and the points are tallied up to determine the standings for Player of the Year. I only started coming to these tournaments since June and I’ve never made the money the 3 or 4 times I’ve come so I wasn’t in any kind of contention for the POY honors but with New Year’s eve being the last day of the year, the “B’s” decided to host their biggest tournament yet — a $50-buy in NL tournament.

The days leading up to this tournament, I had gotten second in a $20+2 online sng and a first (8 players), second (9 players), and first (9 players) consecutively at Tiffany’s house so my confidence level was pretty high. On the drive over to the “B’s” house, I told my brother my strategy was not to have one. I wanted to avoid pigeon holing my play and instead, focus on how people were playing and adapt to their style, something I hadn’t done the previous times I played at their house.

The tournament started with 21 entrants (7 players per table), 5000 in chips at 25/25 blinds and 20 minute levels. The blinds then went up to 25/50, 50/100, 75/150, 100/200, 150/300, 200/400, etc. Since the blinds were so low early on, I didn’t see any value raising preflop so I just limped in everytime and saw nearly every flop. For the first couple hours, everyone avoided going all in and the chips for the most part were pretty evenly distributed at our table. Two and a half hours into the tournament, we had our first break and I was down to 3700 in chips with the blinds at 200/400, the average chip count around 9300. When the tournament resumed, we were down to two tables and I got involved in a hand with Tiffany and lost about 700 in chips to her leaving me with about 3000 in chips. Then came the hand of the tournament for me. I was in the big blind with the blinds at 300/600. Everyone folded to the SB but I inadvertently checked my option out of turn, thinking the SB had called. She ended up just calling to see the flop. Knowing she saw me check out of turn, and not being raised, I immediately ruled out a pocket pair or an ace in her hand. The flop came out KK5 rainbow. I’m holding Q8 suited clubs. She checked, I checked. Turn card was a 7. She bets out 600. Now I know that flop didn’t hit her and she doesn’t have the ace and I don’t think she has the 7, so I figure my Q high is probably good here. I call. River card is a Ten. She bets 1200, which is a little more than half my stack. As she was throwing out her bet though, I noticed some nervousness in her face that told me that ten didn’t hit her. Calling here and being wrong would’ve been the end of the tournament for me but I really felt I had a good read on her and if you can’t follow through on your reads, you can’t be much of a poker player so I called with Q high. She showed 9 high and my chip stack catapulted to around 6000.

With chips to play with, I start raising preflop to 1500, stealing the blinds every 3 hands or so, building my chip stack to around 11,000. With blinds at 400/800, I started raising to 3000 preflop and got up to about 16,000 in chips. Then I got involved in a pretty big pot with Tiffany. On the button, I raise to 3000, she calls in the SB. Flop comes 4 6 9 with two diamonds. I’m holding ATo. Tiffany comes out betting 3000 chips, leaving herself with about 3000. I reraise all in. She thinks about it and says something to the effect of “I have a pocket pair but I want to make the final table” and folds (We were one person away from making the final table). She says she had pocket fives, so I show her my ATo. We decide to show the turn and river to see what would’ve happened. She would’ve won.

Now that I was the considerable chip leader at my table, I decide to start bullying. On the button again, I put Tiffany all in with 56o. She calls her last 3000 with A3 suited spades. The flop gives me a straight draw but two spades. Her hand holds up and she doubles up. A short while later, I decide to put another short stack all in with A6o. She calls with 99. I spike an ace on the flop and we were down to the final table. I was second in chips with about 26,000, the chipleader who was conveniently to my direct right, had 39,000 in chips.

The final table started with blinds at 500/1000. I decide to be the aggressor and picked up the first few pots. Then I started bullying the short stacks. I was in the SB with 92o and everyone folded to me. I look over at the BB who probably had like 3-4k left in chips. I reraise him all in. He calls and shows T9o. The Flop comes out Axx, two diamonds. Turn is another diamond. I’m holding 2d. River is an Ad and the crowd erupts in both astonishment and disgust. The chips come my way and we were down to 7. Shortly thereafter, I’m holding 77 and I raise preflop to 2500. Short stack reraises all in, which is another 1200 for me to call. I call and short stack shows A6o. My sevens hold up and we’re down to 6. The announcement is made to remind people that only the top 5 make it in the money so the next person out gets nothing. I get dealt A3 suited hearts and decide to raise it once again to 2500. Father “B” (aka Lolo) raises me to 5000, everyone else folds and I call. Lolo is 3rd in chips and probably has half my stack. Flop comes out 234 with two diamonds. I’m first to act so I check with the intent of check-raising. Lolo bets 5000. I look over and see he still has a lot of chips if he folds. Knowing that 6th place gets nothing, I thought maybe I could get him to laydown. And if he doesn’t, I still have 9 outs (2 threes, 4 fives, and 3 aces — about 36% to win) assuming he doesn’t already have the straight, AA, 22, 33, 44, 55, or 66. I couldn’t see him reraising me there with the lower pocket pairs so the only hand I was afraid of was AA. I decide to check-raise all in. He calls immediately with TT. Turn card was a blank. River card a 5, giving me a straight. The crowd this time is hysterical and boy was Lolo pissed. I felt kinda guilty having sucked out on two people at the final table but in order to get lucky, you gotta put yourself in that position. Can’t win the lottery if you don’t play. Had Lolo commited more of his chips to the pot, I don’t think I would have put him all in but by leaving himself with so many chips, I thought he would be able to lay it down considering he was one away from making the money and three other people considerably short stacked. Guess I was wrong. What I admire about him though is that he wasn’t playing to make the money – he was playing to win. Gotta respect that. After he busted out though, it was revealed to everyone that had he placed in the money, he would’ve overtaken his son-in-law for 3rd place in the POY standings. His son-in-law came by and thanked me personally. Talk about insult to injury.

A couple hands later, the three short stacks go all in. It was only 5600 to call so of course, both of us big stacks call it and check it down. Gerri went all in with 66, Tiff went all in with 77, and Monica went all in with 99. Thomas, the other big stack called with JQ. I called with T3o. Flop was JJx88 and Thomas and I were heads up. Blinds at this point were 600/1200 and I think the chip counts were around 60k/45k with me having the slight chiplead. I took an early lead when I limped in with 67o when Thomas raised 4k preflop. Flop came out 674 rainbow and I check. Thomas bets $4k, I check raise to $12k, he calls. Turn card is a blank and I go all in. He folds. A few hands later, I get dealt Ace with a weak kicker so I raise to $4k. He moves all in. I call. He shows AJ and wins the pot. Now he has 90k in chips and I have 15k. The very next hand, I limp in with T6o. Flop comes 4 6 7. I come out betting $4k, he moves all in, I call. He shows J3 and my hand holds up. At this point, I realize he likes to put me all in when I bet $4k preflop, so whenever I wanted him to go all in, I’d raise $4k. I doubled up once again and had the chiplead. Then we get it all in with my A8 vs. his AK. I hit an 8 on the flop. He hits a K on the river. I somehow manage to regain the chiplead after that and we get it all in again with my A5 vs. his AT. A 5 on the river and the tournament was over. My first final table and my first win at the “B” house. $450 in prize money. I couldn’t have asked for a better time last night and for better people to celebrate the new year with. What was especially rewarding was the fact that the “B’s” had gone through the trouble of buying and engraving a bracelet for the winner of the tournament.


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