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1st – Allan (+$55)
2nd – Jeff (-$5)
3rd – Me (+$50)
4th – Christian (-$100)

The four of us put in $25 each and first got 80%, second got 20%. Christian and I had a sidebet of $75 between the two of us so in the end, Allan got $55 profit, I got $50 profit, Jeff lost $5, and Christian lost $100 which is actually the dream scenario for me because that meant the only person who lost a substantial amount of money was Christian. To understand why I would wish this upon Christian, you’ll have to look at his trash talking during Round 1 of the tournament:

Christian: omg you see the games today. what a jihad

Ken: Yeah, you’re doing pretty good

Christian: Dude, I’m a master at this shit. I came in 2nd place last year in iraq. I lost to a high school basketball coach that’s obsessed with ncaa

Christian: Ken man. you know by picking Illinois to win it all you already lost the 100 bucks to me right?

Ken: $75

Christian: dude I’m gonna win that, and the 25. lol

Christian: illinois for the champs? are you insane?

Ken: i always pick illinois for the champs

Christian: and you put 75 bucks behind that? wow. and you lecture me about losing propositions.

Christian: That 75 is as good as mine man. lol. Sorry Ken, but if you bet… you gotta at least try a little bit.

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Christian: so… that’s 150 dollar profit for me!

Ken: Man, you are so overconfident.

Christian: Dude, I don’t pick Illini to win it all especially when I got 100 bucks on this.

Ken: Am i being overconfident?

Christian: Illini isn’t even gonna make it to final four. Elite 8… if you’re lucky

Ken: It’s so early in the game and you’re already claiming victory

Christian: Dude, you picked Illini to win. That is automatic victory. That’s such a huge mistake it’s not even funny.

Ken: You’re claiming victory over Allan and my bro too.

Christian: No not all allan and your bro but you, yes. I claim victory over you for sure.

Ken: How is that $150 profit then?

Christian: Because in that instance I was claiming victory over everyone but let’s put this into perspective. Allan knows sports. He’s basically my only competition. Now that is… since… you picked Illini to win